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Funny Fantasy Football Team Names
Charles Whitehead
Charles Whitehead
August 5, 2019

Think your mates are really creative with their fantasy football team names? We’ll let you in on a secret – they get their football puns from online articles like this one. Except this isn’t any old list. This one’s bigger, better, and even puts the names into helpful categories for you. Keep reading and you’ll even be treated to some fantasy football league names too.

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Let’s crack on and find you the best fantasy football name for 2020…

Rude team names

We’re going to dive straight into the deep end because we know this is what most of you came for. Rude fantasy football team names are a hot commodity in today’s market, so here are some of the best X-rated puns around…

Multiple Scorgasms

50 Shades O’Shea

Crystal Phallus

For Fuchs Ake

2 Girls 1 Schlupp

2 Goals 1 Cup

She Was Only XI

Unprotected Cesc

I Smell Pu Nani


Football and film go well together. Just think of Goal or The Damned United. But they also go well when it comes to fantasy football team names…

Willian Dollar Bebe

Mean Gaals

Lord Of The Ings

The 40 Year Old Virgil

The Kouyate Kid

The Big Lewandowski

Escape From Alcaraz

Alice In Hangelaand

The Wizard Of Ozil

Krul Intentions

The Neville Wears Prada

One Flew Over Lukaku’s Nest

The Men Who Stare At Gotze

When Harry Met Alli

Kane and Alli celebrate an England goal vs Nigeria in 2018


Some real (Pukki) blinders in here. Some of these fantasy football names are absolutely Fabregas. I’ll shut up now, enjoy the names… 

Lallanas In Pyjamas

Top Dier

Pique And De Bruyne

Pique Blinders

Top Of The Klopps

How I Met Your Mata

Show Me Da Mane

The Balotellitubbies

Men Behaving Chadli

Cesc And The City

Absolutely Fabregas

Dukes Of Hazard

Game Of Throw-Ins

Dirty Sanchez

Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels

Pukki Blinders

Pepe Pig

Rooney Tunes


Football fans love a good song. But now they’re travelling from the terraces to the, err… mobile screen. Let’s take a look at some of the best…

Knowing Me, Knowing You, Zaha

Murder On Zidanesfloor

Bacuna Matata

Ibe Gotta Feeling

Boom XhakaLaca

Flying Without Ings

No Weimann No Cry

Lovren An Elevator

Cry Me A Riviere

Moves Like Agger

Krul To Be Kind

Dann Tchoyi Juanmi, Bebe?

Chamakh My Bilic Up

Deeney In A Bottle

Under My Lamela

Giroud Sandstorm

Hoilett The Dogs Out

Hakuna Juan Mata

Michu At De Gea Ba

Manchester United Sad David de Gea

Music artists

Every great song has a great artist behind it. In the football stands it’ll be Gaz or Big Dave. In Fantasy Football it’ll be you with your ingenious team name. 

Pjanic At The Disco

Krul And The Gang

Lallana Del Rey

Blink-1 Eto’o

The Cesc Pistols

Earth, Wind and Maguire

Enter Shaqiri

Kings Of Leon Osman

Fun Lovren Criminals

Run The Kewells

Dolly Barton

Le Saux Solid Crew

Dzeko And The Bunnymen

Lady Yaya

Tinchy Sneijder

Dukes Of Hazard

Food & Drink

We’re serving up a full platter of delicious fantasy football team names. Sink your teeth into this banquet of football puns…

McGinn And Tonic

Dynamo Chicken Kiev

Chicken Tikka Mo Salah

Chiellini Con Carne

Salt & Pepe

Egg Fried Reus

Baines On Toast

Benteke Fried Chicken

Ospina Colada

Tea & Busquets

Turkish De Ligt

Barcelona favourites to sign Matthijs de Ligt - Summer Transfer Odds as the Catalans mull over another Ajax raid


When it comes to funny fantasy football names, you can’t beat a good phrasal pun. Buckle up, here’s our biggest category yet…

No Kane, No Gain

Me, My Delph And I

Delph & Safety

Who Ate All Depays

Right In The Feghoulis

Blind At The Back

Ayew Ready?

Wha’ Schlupp?

You Kante Be Serious?

You Musa Be Joaquin?

Lads On Toure


Fair Klopp

Turn The Other Loftus-Cheek

Zlat Was A Goal

Taking Le Tiss

Gylfi Pleasures


We’re Dier

Taking The Mkhitaryan

Things Are Heaton Up

Let’s Get Messi

Team Puns

Commonly found in 5-a-side pitches across the country, these monikers work just as well as fantasy football team names. Take a look, lads…

Bayer Neverlusen

Arse N’ All

Pathetico Madrid

Brian Munich

Expected Toulouse

Olympique Mayonnaise

Colonel Getafe


Real SoSoBad

Bilbao Baggins

Inter Row Z

Romelu Lukaku on his Inter Milan debut

Best of the rest

Apologies to the following entries, we tried to fit you into a category, we really did. But hey, the best fantasy football team names tend to be a bit different anyway…


Victorious Secret

Ctrl Alt De Laet

Xhaka Khan

Kroos Control

Fiddler On The Huth

Obi Wan – Kenobi Nil

Riders Of Yohan

My Little Bony

Bony & Clyne

Martial Law

Klopps And Robbers

My Little Kone

Fiorentina Turner

Settlers Of Zlatan

Goal Of Duty

Hazard Lights

The Vardy Boys

The Tortoise And De Gea

Santi’s Little Helpers

League Names

Every league needs a good name. If you’re thinking of calling yours something like ‘Office League’, drop everything and browse the following division denominations…

League Of Ordinary Gentlemen

Armchair Football League (AFL)

Show Me The Money

Greatest Show On Paper

Too Poor To Golf

A League Of Our Own

I’m Surrounded By Idiots

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Play Fantasy

Fantasy Football Factory (FFF)

The Motley Crew


Our Boss Thinks We’re Working

Sunday Funday

Easy Money

Goodfellas And Bad Girls

Justice League

Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner

Well, that concludes our list of the best fantasy football names. If you can find any better, please let us know.

With your funny name sorted, make sure to check out our detailed match previews. These cover every Premier League and major tournament game going – ideal for your fantasy football efforts.

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